My Girlfriend’s on Drugs

[Intro]
Oh yeah
Whoa, no

[Verse 1]
She passed out at my parents' dinner
You gotta love her
She screamed at my Dad that I'm a winner (He's a winner)
She really digs me
She's scared the house might fall on us
While we're sleeping
She's scared that we are going nuts
That's what I'm thinking

[Refrain]
Whoa, yeah
Whoa, oh yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
She takes pot to come down, yeah, coke for the confidence
All kinds of pills, if she had the money she would get 'em
Huffing for a challenge, acid for the love of it
And, and, and, and, and drinking just for fun

[Chorus]
My girlfriend's on drugs
My girlfriend's on drugs
My girlfriend's on drugs
Her brain is going, going, going, going, gone, aw, yeah

[Verse 2]
She swears the cat is stealing our money
You gotta love her
When she sees a cop she'll burst out laughing
She's going crazy
When I put her to bed she says, "Thank you, Superman" (Thank you, Superman)
And I think I like it
She showed up at my work on something
She screamed "I'm a daisy"

[Refrain]
Whoa, yeah
Whoa, oh yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
She takes pot to come down, yeah, coke for the confidence
All kinds of pills, if she had the money she would get 'em
Huffing for a challenge, acid for the love of it
And, and, and, and, and drinking just for fun

[Chorus]
My girlfriend's on drugs
My girlfriend's on drugs
My girlfriend's on drugs
Her brain is going, going, going, going, gone
My girlfriend's on drugs (She's gonna die, die, die, die)
My girlfriend's on drugs (She's gonna die, die, die, die)
My girlfriend's on drugs (She's gonna die, die, die, die)
Her brain is going, going, going, going, gone, whoa, yeah

[Outro]
My girlfriend's on drugs (She's gonna die, die, die, die)
My girlfriend's on drugs (She's gonna die, die, die, die)
My girlfriend's on drugs (She's gonna die, die, die, die)
Her brain is going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going, gone, yeah