My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend

[Intro]
What a crazy year
Ha ha ha ha
Don't pay no attention to me man
I just be thinking stuff
Maybe I'm just a lil' paranoid but I

[Verse 1]
I wonder what it's like be my girlfriend's boyfriend
I'm certain that with him she never acts so annoying
Straight drama with me, but a angel with her side dude
Does she sit with him and vent about the things that I do
Layin' on his lap for some sympathy, does she cry too?
When I think about it, it's kinda crazy in my view
Never showing attitude with him, that's what I thought bra
Now he's benefiting from everything I taught her
He thinkin' he got him an innocent little rose
But the sinister dimensions within her ain't been exposed
You ain't even been around her long enough to hear her mouth ring
Must be nice to not have to beg her to keep the house clean
Stop running the streets, stop being at this and that club
Five years with her I ain't never got a back rub
All I ever do is sit up hoping that noise end
Wonder what's it like to be my girlfriend's boyfriend

[Chorus]
I wonder what's it like to be my girlfriend's boyfriend
Everything cool, no fighting, no arguing, no going hard
'Cause words are blood boiling
All I ever did was sit back hopin' the war ends
Wonder what's it like to be my girlfriend's boyfriend
Everything cool, no fighting, no arguing, no going hard
'Cause words are blood boiling
All I ever wanted to do was make the war end

[Verse 2]
I guess I gotta let you know I'm surprised
She no longer looks at me with that glow in her eyes
I'ma tell ya how to know it's getin' bad though bro (listen)
When no matter what you do she don't get mad know more
You tell her you about to leave, she just told you to go
She gettin' all dressed up just to go to the store
I guess one day we gon' square it off I assume
Now when the phone rings she grab it and walk out the room
But when she come back she smiling, nothing left to see
Now she on the internet looking up dinner recipes (what)
All this time I thought I was givin the best of me
Now we can even talk without a referee
She coming home with new gifts and things
When she on Facebook and I walk in she switch the screen
3 A.M. whisperin' on the phone, I straight swore
She was talking to Jake, but not that dude at State Farm
Come on

[Chorus]
I wonder what's it like to be my girlfriend's boyfriend
Everything cool, no fighting, no arguing, no going hard
'Cause words are blood boiling
All I ever did was sit back hopin' the war ends
Wonder what's it like to be my girlfriend's boyfriend
Everything cool, no fighting, no arguing, no going hard
'Cause words are blood boiling
All I ever wanted to do was make the war end

[Verse 3]
I guess I gotta bounce back like a rubber band
I'm at the crib, jamming "Toast To The Other Man"
I'm like whatever, if she having her fun, let her
I'm sittin' here thinking what I've could've done better
Now I gotta man up but it's scary though
And all I'm tryna say if it's over just let me know
Gettin' dumped, uh-huh, I know how that feel
'Cause the things that you won't do another cat will
My phone rung, man, it's her, I ain't believing that
I'm saying "hello, hello" but ain't nobody speaking back
Heard a little mumbling, hold up what was that sound?
Real deep voice talking smooth in the background
Then I heard her breathing all passionate
Now I realized that she called me by accident
Hung it up quick before they went all in
Now I know what it's like to be my girlfriend's boyfriend

[Outro]
Well, I see what it is now
I guess I'll go on in here and eat these lil' Fig Newtons I got in the kitchen, man
Call it a night
Man