My Girl Is Calling Me (A Liar)

Let's keep the screaming and the fighting
And the crying to a minimum
And if the kitchen don't work
We can fight in the living room

You try to hurt me when you say
You'll find another date
And memories of me will fade away
You try to hurt me and deny
That I was an okay guy
And I'm just left here wondering why

[Chorus]
My girl is callin' me
My girl is callin' me a liar
My girl is callin' me a jerk

You jerk!

You've got to realize
These were not real lies
I was not trying to hide the facts
It's the truth that's in disguise
See, what you fail to see
Is it wasn't a fantasy
But little by little, all the pains and the pressure
Just got the best of me

[Chorus]

I should call P right now!

Hello?
She doesn't listen to a single word I say
Just give the girl some time and she will come around your way
Man, I ain't got time to waste and I'm tired of fights
You've got to be patient with the woman of your life
Look, I tried to tell her, but she's cussing me out
Just take her to the movies and you're gonna work it out!
That's it?
Yeah
Really? Alright then, goodnight P
Goodnight