MY FAVOURITE STORIES

A lot of people say, oh
I just want to sort a
They're kind of dabbling
In the idea of improving themselves
And the real way to do it is
You gotta write down
What the fuck you want
And then go after it

You are in the part of the movie that starts
And it shows you as a fucking loser
Just decide not to be a loser anymore
(Just-Just decide not to be a loser anymore)

Live your life like there's a documentary crew
Following you around
And you are analyzing your own behaviour
Do, do what you would want to do
So that your kids one day would look back at it
And see that documentary
And look on it with pride like, wow
My dad was a bad motherfucker

[Pre-Chorus]
My dad was a bad motherfucker
He really did what he had to do
Wow, my mom really got her shit together
Those are my favorite stories
I love a success story
But even more than a success story
I like a dude who fucks his life up
And then gets it back together again story

[Chorus]
Those are my favorite stories
Those are my favorite stories
Like, wow, my dad was a bad motherfucker
Those are my favorite stories
I love a success story
But even more than a success story
I like a dude who fucks his life up
And then gets it back together again story

And the way to do that
You gotta write shit down
You gotta think that you are the hero
In your own fucking movie
And then you gotta sit down
And you gotta write shit down
Write down what you need to do
[Jocko] Most people play the role of the victim in the movie
Sure, yeah, this life is fucking me over man
I could have had this and I should have had that
And why does this guy get that
And why does that guy get this
All things that are completely unrelated to you
All things that you find
Other people's success is a downfall in your own existence
Instead of being inspired
And choosing to be positive
Trying to achieve
Whatever the fuck you have written down
You just sit around and spiral

[Chorus]
Those are my favorite stories
Those, those are my favorite stories
Like, wow, my dad was a bad motherfucker
Those are my favorite stories
I love a success story
But even more than a success story
I like a dude who fucks his life up
And then gets it back together again story

There's nothing more miserable
Than sitting around someone
Who's fucking complaining all the time
It is one of the most annoying things ever
Everybody hates it
When someone just sits around
And they complain about their life
And they don't do jack shit about it
And you tiptoe around it
You don't know what to say
Well, she gets upset when you bring that up
I don't want bring that up
And you want to go, you fucking crazy bitch
You know what's wrong with your life
Stop, stop announcing it to everybody else
And go out and fix that shit
Fix that shit, fix that shit
Bitch, you know what's wrong with your life
Stop, stop, stop announcing it to everybody else
And go out and fix that shit
Fix that shit, fix that shit

[Pre-Chorus]
My dad was a bad motherfucker
He really did what he had to do
Wow, my mom really got her shit together
Those are my favorite stories
I love a success story
But even more than a success story
I like a dude who fucks his life up
And then gets it back together again story

[Chorus]
Those are my favorite stories
Those, those are my favorite stories
Like, wow, my dad was a bad motherfucker
Those are my favorite stories
I love a success story
But even more than a success story
I like a dude who fucks his life up
And then gets it back together again story

[Akira The Don: Outro]
Those are my favorite stories
Those are my favorite stories
My dad was a bad motherfucker
Those are my favorite stories
I love a success story
But even more than a success story
I like a dude who fucks his life up
And then gets it back together again story