My Favorite Ladies

[Intro]
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Ladies
My favorite ladies

[Verse: MF DOOM]
Mary — you make me wanna eat you
Every time I see you, it's like the first time I meet you
Fragrance like a flower — subtle and sweet too
Seductive and whatever, it might as well be see-through
Like my genie in a bottle
Miss could get me rich, look like a magaziney model
Before you know it, he have her on a stroll
Fresh and ripe, complexion like Acapulco Gold
If I had to guess — just right, not a day old
Like a cradle robber, copped her off, shop a trailer-load (Trailer load!)
Know the right number, you can get her
And hit it while you would've sold to the highest bidder
Like.. fruits and berries, bring daddy loot in a hurry
Just be cute, and don't worry
Type to make a nigga hallucinate and admit it
Then she started losin' weight and lettin' everybody hit it
(Ally) Unlike Ally — sometimes she get bitter
Always kept me happy, never had a problem with her
She used to let me use her back when I was looser
Respect her until to this day, and never did abuse her
I told her I'll be faithful, but she don't believe me
I probably could've been, if I'd never met Evie
She make me feel all fuzzy inside, it's loco
You won't get nowheres near her if you're broke though
Kept a shorty mad fine 'n' much thinner
If caught, I get mad time just for touchin' her
Knock wood, so much for hymens
So fly, she should be in the sky with diamonds
(Lucy) Little young thing, she liked to do the tongue thing
At times, she would play hard to get, frontin' or somethin'
She made me feel like the number one king
Run into her now, and we still catch a fun fling
Met her out in Central Park, that's one side
Had the God mentally sparked, reflectin' sunshine
She said, "You need to stop messin' with that white girl
She fuckin' with your head and got your heart in a tight curl" (Cookie) We messed around once or twice, but she don't know me
She helped me get money at the dunce price OT
Plus she from Colombia, so she really Spanish
Cookie known to make a cat bank account vanish
(Miss Hazy) And Miss Hazy — older woman, mature, Black
Every time she sees me, I end up gettin' towed back
All she want me to do is blaze it crazy
The only one complaint is that she make me too lazy
Sugar-mommy laced me with the butter navy Avi'
Just her way to make up for the headaches that she gave me
It's all gravy, when I'm done gettin' my mack on
Ally is always there to help me get back on

[Outro: MF DOOM]
Mmm
Ladies
My favorite ladies