My Fanny Pack

I walk around town with my fanny pack
You know I've got it on when you hear the snap of the buckle around my waist
And now my fanny pack is in your face
And its stretchy its made of elastic
My fanny pack is fanny packtastic
My fanny pack is cool
Everybody tells me that my fanny pack rules

My fanny pack (x2)
My fanny pack is cool
My fanny pack (x2)
My fanny pack rules

My fanny pack is on
My pants are saggin'
Lets hop on the fanny pack bandwagon
Thats what all the good rappers do
I wear my fanny pack to the side 'cause its cool
And I get a lot of girls with my fanny pack on

Lets have sex all day long

OK if you insist
My fanny pack is priceless

Hump me in the butthole all day long
Take your pants off but leave your fanny pack on

And this happens every day
Oh magic fanny pack show me the way

My fanny pack (x2)
My fanny pack rules
My fanny pack (x2)
My fanny pack is cool
My fanny pack (x2)
My fanny pack is cool
My fanny pack (x2)
My fanny pack rules

Some not cool people hate my fanny pack
And they need to relax
Whats this?
You wanna get in a duel?
Because my fanny pack rules the school?
Because my fanny pack is really cool?
Or just because you're a fanny pack fool?

Time for a fanny pack inspection
Don't mess around with my stamp collection

My fanny pack (x2)
My fanny pack is cool
My fanny pack (x2)
My fanny pack rules
My fanny pack (x2)
My fanny pack is cool
My fanny pack (x2)
My fanny pack rules