My Family

[Intro: Rachel Ballinger]
Colleen!
Colleen Ballinger!

[Verse 1: Colleen Ballinger]
I'm Colleen dis my channel
Psycho Soprano
You might know me from that weird girl
Miranda
Y'all confused about my family
I'll make it easy
Let me introduce them to ya
I'll make it hard to leave

[Pre-Hook: Colleen Ballinger]
Chris is my bro
And he's a magician
Jess is his wife
And these are his children
Trent is my bro
And Rachel's my sister
This is
My family

[Hook: Colleen Ballinger]
My family
My family
My family

[Verse 2: Colleen Ballinger]
My mom and daddy got swag
They got some chickens
You know you jealous of us
We all got mittens
If you want to be a Ballinger
Get with our vibe
Son you don't need to get adopted
You just gotta subscribe

[Pre-Hook: Colleen Ballinger]
Chris is my bro
And he's a magician
Jess is his wife
And these are his children
Trent is my bro
And Rachel's my sister
This is
My family

[Hook: Colleen Ballinger]
My family
My family
My family

[Verse 3: Bailey Ballinger & Jacob Ballinger]
Hi I'm Bailey, I love to read
A little book is all I need
I'm homeschooled, so best beware
I learn math in my rocking chair
I'm Jacob, this is my sword
I can build anything out of cardboard
Allergic to dairy, so milk's a sin
I've got a holster for my epi pen

[whatever this is: Parker Ballinger]
I'm Parker, crawling's my thing
I eat my hands and I like to sing
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[Pre-Hook: Colleen Ballinger]
Chris is my bro
And he's a magician
Jess is his wife
And these are his children
Trent is my bro
And Rachel's my sister
This is
My family

[Hook: Colleen Ballinger]
My family
My family
My family

[Outro: Rachel Ballinger]
What? I don't understand!