My Dog

My dog is always around
When I lay on the couch
She will lay on the couch
My dog is always nearby
When I go outside
She will go outside
I'm so lucky to have such a good friend
I'm so lucky to have such a good, good friend

Everyone

My dog is always around
When I lay on the couch
She will lay on the couch
My dog is always nearby
When I go outside
She will go outside
I'm so lucky to have such a good friend
Lucky to have such a good, good friend

My dog never tweets
She mostly sleeps and eats
She never said an unkind word to anyone
My dog never fights
She only barks, she never bites
She just wants to go the park and have some fun
Oh, my dog never tweets
My dog never tweets

My dog, he pees when you pet him
My dog, he pees when you pet him
My dog, he pees when you pet him
But I love him anyway (Hey, hey, hey)

My dog, he barks when you walk away
My dog, he barks when you walk away
My dog, he barks when you're walking
But I love him anyway
Hey, hey, hey
Bark, bark, bark
Hey, hey, hey
Bark, bark, bark
Oh yeah, ah, right
My dog always knows what to do
When I come home, she brings me a shoe
She likes to chase her three-legged pal
You know the one with the whappy-tail
She's got a heart, don't you know? As big as a whale

Oh yeah
Wag your tails for the good ones
Wag your tails for our friends
Wag your tails if you're wishing we could be more like them
Wag your tails if you're wishing
Wag your tails if you're wishing we could be more like them

But what about the kitty cats?

Milo is lazy
He rides on the Roomba
We found it surprising he hated the Hoover
They glide down the hallway, unbothered and trusting
They bump into everything the whole time they're dusting
His name is Milo
He rides on the Roomba
Look, there goes Milo
He's riding the Roomba
And there he goes