My Ding-A-Ling

[Verse 1]
I met a girl named Stacy, at a party
Gave her the eye, started actin' naughty
Talkin' about all the things she would do to me
The way she was talkin', it was filthy
Rubbin' up and down on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, beggin' me to hold her
The way she was rubbin' was surprisin'
In the middle of my pants, somethin' started risin'
I got her alone, just the two of us
Go up in her, yeah I must
She said "To get me on, I got a special spot"
I rubbed her there, and the girl got hot
Out her clothes in less than a minute
When she lay on the bed, then I went up in it
As I rolled her, I heard her sing
"Ooh I love your ding-a-ling"

[Verse 2]
I was runnin' down the street when I met Yolanda
Is she freakin'? Mmm, I wonder
Body was sexy, butt was juicy
Rented to me all when she showed it to me
Kiss me on my face, she liked my bass
Then we roll off to her place
Her cousin was there, but I didn't care
She said "I don't want no boys in here"
She got up, threw my by my clothes
She said "if you da one, you gotta do us both"
OK, I agreed, bitch was in need
Was she fine? Oh yes, indeed
Quickly, I took off my clothes
I worked her over until I froze
And worked the cousin, I heard her sing
"Ooh I love your ding-a-ling"

[Verse 3]
I got a job at the market, boss was a female
Big round butt, name was Shenelle
After work, on a Friday night
She came into the store, say "you feeling alright?"
I say "yeah, why you ask?", said I got a task
Pulled up her skirt and showed me her ass
I was tired, so I refused
She said "a body like mine needs to be used
You're young, dumb, full of cum
Besides, I'm hot, you might as well get some"
She grabbed me and pulled down my pants
Her eyes got big from the very first glance
So wait, you don't know? No, you don't either
The very first glance of my big peter
She said "well my young friend, let's begin"
That's the very moment I drove it in
As I rolled her, I heard her sing
"Ooh I love your ding-a-ling"

[Verse 4]
A friend named Sam, girl named Tam
He said about her "he don't give a damn"
I knew he was frontin' 'cause he sounds so dumb
So I said to myself "I'ma get me some"
You might think it's wrong, but I don't
I can have any old freak I want
I whisper in her ear, she said "alright
I meet you at the crib later on the night"
It was 10 o'clock and I was feelin' lonely
Went to the kitchen, I was hungry
Throw two eggs in the black dope blender
Knock-knock-knock at the bedroom window
Ran to the back with the fresh martini
Saw the red bum and the black bikini
Opened up the window, grabbed her by her socks
Said "what about Sanm?" "yeah, he don't mind"
I got in the room, she said "don't start it"
Then she started suckin' my Wes Macauley
Sam broked in, lookin' real mean
He saw his girl on my ding-a-ling