My Dad Eats A Jaffa Cake is a freestyle performed by Luke Hollingsworth under his rap alias “MC Pukkie” for the short film Bad Boyz.
Luke had no backing track when performing the rap, which unfortunately made me have to make a track and match it up with his vocals!
Hard work was spent well, My Dad...
(Intro)
My Dad Eats A Jaffa Cake!
He likes sitting on a cake!
But everytime he wants to bake
He goes off and has the sake!
Uh-Uh, Yeah! Yeah!
(Verse 1)
But everytime when I see him he goes mad!
Away from the lant
I drink my 7-Up
In my little Jaffa Cake Land
Jaffa Cake Uh!
My Dad Eats A Jaffa Cake, every day!
He loves to eat them, because its little juice inside
Uh-Uh, Chocolate is his favourite!!!
And now I'm going into town
Nobody can see my moun
Everytime when I see, that freaky clown!
(Verse 2)
He's never allowed, to go to Louth
But now he does, go to Pouth
Never stop, and you'll never know
How far I'll go, with my little toe
And that's now!
(Verse 3)
AM I LITTLE NOW?! COME ON COME ON!
You see me little rollin' in my car!
You never know what I can do!
But every time I see you in my Lamborghini I go what that's a Bergini?
OH MY GOD!
But every time I see you in my Lamborghini I go look at that bikini!
And every time yo!
(Outro)
All O Lu Lu Uhh!
Ahhh! Uhh!
I see a bunny, and it's pretty funny!
My Dad Eats A Jaffa Cake Uh!
My Dad Eats A Jaffa Cake was written by Jack Lucas Caffrey & MC Pukkie.
My Dad Eats A Jaffa Cake was produced by Jack Lucas Caffrey.
MC Pukkie released My Dad Eats A Jaffa Cake on Sat Feb 29 2020.
MC Pukkie and I quite like the track! and lucky for me, I’m now his manager, so if you want him to rap for your song, you’re gonna have to go through me first!