My Cunt’s a Cunt

Before we went out, I used to think that she was hot
And now I really see her, and I see that she's not
The mouth of a piranha that's always full
And the face of a rabid pit bull

My cunt's a cunt, my cunt's a cunt
I sweat to God, she's nothing but a flake
My cunt's a cunt, my cunt's a cunt
Lemme tell ya, this one takes the cake

My friends all say she's funny, well, hardy-har-har
I think she needs a head massage with a steel bar
I used to fantasize of her, the little jizz jar
But now I dream of seeing her getting hit by a car

My cunt's a cunt, my cunt's a cunt
She never, ever shuts her fucking mouth
My cunt's a cunt, my cunt's a cunt
I wish she'd take her fucking ex out

[Guitar solo]

I guess by now you know I really hate this bitch
I'd love to see her full of holes in a ditch
They'd do the world a favor by shutting her up
The loud mouth whore with a little C-cup

My cunt's a cunt, my cunt's a cunt
Well, all I ever hear her says is, "What?"
My cunt's a cunt, my cunt's a cunt
To me she's just a stupid fucking slut

My cunt's a cunt, my cunt's a cunt
I sweat to God, she's nothing but a flake
My cunt's a cunt, my cunt's a cunt
Lemme tell ya, this one takes the cake