My car is a hybrid (so i’m better than you)

[Verse]

The girl i like right now says shes into rap, so
I dont actually listen to rap, or know how to rap but
You know i gotta impress her somehow so, here we go

Got a band
Got a rack
Boutta buy some new balances to run fast

I got your girl
On my snap
Shes been asking me how to get you back (ay)

I popped a percocet
Now im passed out at work and yea
I'm still making stacks and getting promoted
My manager loves me she thinks that im goated

I'm afraid of heights
When i go to bed i dont turn out the lights
I sleep in the light like a real fuckin man
With my blanket beside me and dick in my hand

I think that was pretty good huh?
Oh shit beat

I'm so fuckin hungry
I think im gonna get somе mcdonalds
(whats for dinner?)

[Skit]

Ay could i get a 10 piecе chi-

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Oh fuck me
Im just gonna go to wendy's man
Mcdonalds hasnt been good for like, ever?

[Verse 2]

Got a band
Got a rack
Boutta buy some new balances to run fast
Got a band
Got a rack
(Fuck)
Boutta buy some new balances to run fast
Got a band
I got your girl
Got a rack
On my snap
Boutta buy some new balances to run fast
Got a band
I got your girl
Got a rack
On my snap
Boutta buy some new balances to run fast

[Outro]

I gotta come clean with you guys
I don't actually-
I don't have a girl that I'm into that's into rap or anything
That was a l-
That was a ruse, that i made up
To uh, justify rapping over this
My bad
(go home sucka!)