[Intro]
Yea, this beat is made by Phixel, shoutout Phixel
We like these bleep bleep sounds lets go, lets go
Woooooo
This beat just reminds me of my brain and how fast it moves
My brain is so fast
It moves so fast my thoughts jump from topic to topic
And I can't really stay on a subject so my thoughts just go like
[Chorus]
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew, it’s a laser
I wanna date her but I don’t know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you’re a faker, a faker
Watch this bit go
Pew pew pew pеw pew pew pew pеw, it’s a laser
I wanna date her but I don’t know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you’re a faker, a faker
Just a faker
[Verse 1]
I’m just made a song and now I’m making another bop
I’mma hit *censored* with an unused butter sock
All this talk on Twitter, I don’t know who to trust or not
Please don’t make me snap like a DJ Mustard drop
Do you like it when I try to be comedic?
My life’s a movie that your mom won’t let you see yet
If you don’t say something nice than you’re a meanie
She called me baby, I don’t even wear a beanie
[Chorus]
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew, it’s a laser
I wanna date her but I don’t know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you’re a faker, a faker
Just a faker
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew, it’s a laser
I wanna date her but I don’t know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you’re a faker, a faker
[Verse 2]
I don’t drink so call me Flobots, I can’t handle bars
I’m on Twitter where the handles are
I just showed up in the Thanos car
I just showed up to the rave all pink like I’m in camouflage
Spent ten minutes in that space like CEO of Amazon
Wait I was wrong, it was eleven
Now my nose is bleeding, just like I’m Eleven
I might throw a tantrum, just-just like I was seven
I might cook some bacon, just like I was Kevin
I’m trying to get a hold of myself by writing these Glitch Gum songs
But I’ve written a ton and I still don’t magically fix what I’m doing wrong
So I guess I’ll keep writing
I bet I could punch hard, but I’m not one for fighting
I can do something well really fast like it’s lightning
Hop in the Vroom-Vroom car, let’s keep driving
[Interlude]
Get it? 'Cause I said "Vroom-vroom"
I bet you angels went crazy over that line
I bet you lost your minds
I bet you lost your minds
I lose my mind everyday 'cause my brain just keeps going so fast I can't keep up
Take it to the chorus!
[Chorus]
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew, it’s a laser
I wanna date her but I don’t know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you’re a faker, a faker
Watch this bit go
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew, it’s a laser
I wanna date her but I don’t know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you’re a faker, a faker
Just a faker
My Brain Is Lasers! was written by Glitch Gum.
My Brain Is Lasers! was produced by Phixel.
Glitch Gum released My Brain Is Lasers! on Sun Apr 16 2023.