My Boy

My boy likes to play with trucks (trucks)
Diggin' in the dirt and rolling in the muck (uh-huh)
My boy likes to play with trucks (trucks)
And then he makes them wear dresses

They dance 'round and 'round the garden
Floating above the shed and the trellises
Waltzing amongst the neighbor's begonias
Then they return to the dirt

I'm getting mixed messages from the boy
One day he's a guy, the next he's a girlie pants
He talks real smart, then he eats rocks
Mixed messages from the boy

My boy likes his army men (yeah)
Shooting up the terrorists, blowing up their base (bang bang)
My boy likes his army men
And then he has them fall in love

The dance 'round and 'round the garden
Synchronized swimming inside the bird bath
Waltzing amongst the neighbor's petunias
Then he drowns them all

My boy and I like to watch football (football)
Big time hits and big time plays (uh-huh)
My boy and I like tough sports
And then he pees his pants

I'm getting mixed messages from the boy
One day he's a guy, the next he's a girlie pants
He talks real smart, he thinks he's a canoe
Mixed messages from the boy

I'm getting mixed messages from the boy
Mixed messages from the boy
For Christmas he wants a lighter and a Barbie doll
I guess I'll see where it leads