My Bad Side

I wanna let you in on a story that I got to tell about
Good dreams in heaven, not bad dreams in hell
Started with punk rock and then evolved to hip hop
The party popped off like the fireworks on my block
Alonzo is the street that I dwell
A little white trash and a little bit swell
I take you back, and then take a step down
July was the month I was born 8 pounds

My bad side

My sign is Leo, defraud the hoax with a ruby
King of the jungle, yet I try to be humble
But I shout to let y'all know what I'm about
Attack your brain fast, drop knowledge, then I'm out
I'm a freak, but I got some class
I'll bring the fucking ruckus, and you can bring the grass
Have a session, good times is the lesson
The men will cease fire, and the girls could stop stressing

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Come on, baby doll, please jerk me off
Perverted state of mind, baby, help me get my nut off
What's wrong, girly? Don't know the art of a quicky
My balls hang low, and they produce something icky
From my dick to your skin, hands rub it in
I know you love lotion, baby, that's how I begin
Sexual fiending, in my dreams, she was screaming
Down on her knees, and she's eating on my semen

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I've got this problem
I don't wanna say
But to tell you the truth, everybody
I be doing it every day
You may think I'm stupid
You may think I'm queer
But to tell you the truth, everybody
Jerking off is better than beer
Better than beer
Better than beer

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