My Baby Thinks She’s A Train

[Intro]
My baby's 'round town here
My baby thinks she's a train

[Verse 1]
It's 3 a.m. in the morning, the train whistle is blowing
It sounds like some lonesome song down in my soul, down in my soul
My baby flipped the blanket, she won't be back no more

[Verse 2]
My baby thinks she's a train, she let a whistle stop then she's gone again
Sometimes it's hard on this poor boy's brain, yeah
What you gonna do when your baby thinks she's a train?

[Bridge]
Locomotion is the way she moves
Drags me 'round like an old caboose
I'm telling you boys that girl's insane
My baby thinks she's a train, yeah

[Guitar and Pedal Steel Solos]
Yeah

[Verse 3]
Choo, choo, just ain't some train sound, it's the noise that you hear when my baby hits town
With her long hair flying, man, she's hard to tame, yeah
What you gonna do when your baby thinks she's a train?

[Verse 4]
She eats money like a train eats coal, burns it up and leaves you in the smoke
If you wanna catch her ride, just wait till she unwinds, ha ha
She's just like a train, she always gives some bum a ride

[Bridge]
Locomotion is the way she moves
Drags me 'round like an old caboose
I'm telling you boys that girl's insane
My baby thinks she's a train

[Outro]
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