[Verse 1]
Emily, a hippie since sixty, could make like a baker
And she made Rockin' Robin, the local den hopper
And a vocal drug taker
Makin' love with those two is cool
'Cause they do it with feeling
Try her bread, combined with her spread
It'll see your head reeling
[Interlude]
"Waiter, what about the bear hair in my soup?"
"Goldylocks won't care, 'cause she's a dope"
"And my chair there, it's broken through"
"And my bed upstairs, it's broken too"
[Verse 2]
Every day for lunch I chew up my animal crakkers
Sit around and much for lunch all those cookie cadavers
They mean more to mе, you see, 'cause it's magical badger, abracadabra
Suddenly said free, I'm free, to drеam of my superior nature
Elephants and red rhinoceroes live at the zoo
Mammoth beasts of every shape and brew might step on you
Killer swaths in clothes of screaming moths sting kangaroos
But beware, the meanest creature there might just be you
[Outro]
La la la la, la la la la, my animal crakkers
Suddenly said free, I'm free, to dream of my superior nature
Elephants and red rhinoceroes live at the zoo
Mammoth beasts of every shape and brew might step on you
Killer swaths in clothes of screaming moths sting kangaroos
But beware, the meanest creature there might just be you
My Animal Crakkers was written by Garnet McGladdery & Michael Mikulka & Smirth Hesselschwardt.
My Animal Crakkers was produced by Ron Hanson & The Other Half.
The Other Half released My Animal Crakkers on Thu Nov 01 1979.