Mustache Famous

[Hook]
My mustache managed to make me more famous
My mustache managed to make me more famous
My mustache managed to--my mustache managed to--
My mustache managed to make me more famous
My mustache managed to make me more famous
My mustache managed to make me more famous
My mustache managed to--my mustache managed to--
My mustache managed to make me more famous

[Verse]
I was born to rock 'stache, razor blades ain't crap
If I get it cropped off it'll grow straight back
Yo, I rock up in thе party roll deep with mo' flavour
Allowing all the ladies to meet my nose nеighbour
Pony tails like I'm Vincent Vega
'Stache like Sam Jackson, skin tone like Data
It's the thigh tickler; girls get the memo
The M-O is my ammo, well-known like Burt Reynolds
Paparazzi poppin' I roll with God squadrons
Don't give a fuck sippin' scotch with Ron Swanson
Plus the dong's monster was Vice like Don Johnson
Stop to pray at National Parks; Algonquin
Stranger Danger vans get a bad rap
With the mustache out with soap can and ass cap
Stay unshaven that's the status
My mustache managed to make me more famous, c'mon

[Hook]
My mustache managed to make me more famous
My mustache managed to make me more famous
My mustache managed to--my mustache managed to--
My mustache managed to make me more famous
My mustache managed to make me more famous
My mustache managed to make me more famous
My mustache managed to--my mustache managed to--
My mustache managed to make me more famous

[Verse]
Yo I'm the damn man to hear your Mom's tell it
Magnums for my P.I.; word to Tom Selleck, yeah
On some cats mustache be a turn off
But me lookin' like Ned Flanders with his shirt off
In November I respect the cause
But I rock it all year baby all year long
One month is half-step dippin' toe in a lake
While I'm in the deep end rocking mo' on my face, yo
Now I'm recognized by the cookie dust
Downin' enough alcohol to get a Wookiee fucked
Since the 90's I've been known to merc verbals
But nobody noticed me without the dark squirrel
His Royal Heiness of the push broom brotherhood
I'm riding lions; Iron Fist fool, what it would
The soup strainer is alpha, y'all beta
My mustache managed to make me more famous, c'mon

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My mustache managed to make me more famous