Muscle Man

It's 15 a
M
And I'm wasted again
Thanks to the muscle man
Launched in a beer opening mania
No bottle resist him
He never fails, nor does he waste
The man knows his business
Why use your hands? He just uses his chest
So buy some time and call

The muscle man
The muscle man
He's the muscle man
Red-skinned strong friend
That's the muscle man

He's a good guy, always helps when he can
The hero of apero
Bring the twelve-pack, he will bring his strength
Three liters in a row
Slowly we melt as the beers evaporate
While the man stands gloriously
But he never makes fun of our pitiful state
For more than kind he is

The muscle man
The muscle man
He's the muscle man
Red-skinned strong friend
That's the muscle man

It's 15 a
M
And we're wasted again
Thanks to the muscle man
Launched in a beer opening mania
No bottle resist him
He never fails, nor does he waste
The man knows his business
Why use your hands? He just uses his chest
So buy some time and call

The muscle man
The muscle man
He's the muscle man
Red-skinned strong friend
That's the muscle man
The muscle man