Murray the Why

[Verse 1]
Who's on the radio?
Who runs the all-night show?
How do I know he's cool?
Well, I just know
How do I know he's hip?
Because he tells me so

[Chorus]
Murray the Why (Murray the Why)
Murray the Why (Murray the Why)
Murray the Why (Murray the Why)
Murray the Why, Why, Why, Why

[Verse 2]
Who get's the interview?
Who calms the attitude?
I never, never touch my dial
Unless he's on the air
Let him tell me where it's at
Because he's really there

[Chorus]
Murray the Why (Murray the Why)
Murray the Why (Murray the Why)
Murray the Why (Murray the Why)
Murray the Why, Why, Why, Why

[Bridge]
And whenever I cry
I always turn to Murray the Why (Murray the Why)
And he gives me advice
On what to apply
To make my blemishes white (Murray the Why)

[Refrain]
I'd like to shake his hand
I'd like to say that he's grand

[Chorus]
Murray the Why (Murray the Why)
Murray the Why (Murray the Why)
Murray the Why (Murray the Why)
Murray the Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why

[Outro]
Ah, Murray the Why (Why, Why, Murray the Why)
Murray the Why (Why, Why, Murray the Why)
Murray the Why
Murray the Why, Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why