Murder On My Mind (Minecraft Parody)

[Intro]
Get to mine none
Aye, I'm in the mineshaft, bro
Oh nah, yeah, mine ores, mine diamonds
Yeah, I'll... mine
Yeah, I'm in the mineshaft, hold up though

[Verse 1]
I ain't get to mine no ores, I ain't get to find no diamonds
I was banned off the server, I ain't get to see my Stevie
I ain't get to find a Village, couldn't even give them no emeralds
Can't even mine inside of this cave because these green Creepers be explodin'
Every mob is trying to kill me, it's probably because I'm in hard mode
When I'm all alone in the mineshaft, I tend to find some diamond ores
And all I mine is diamonds, don't give me no iron
And I'ma brew a couple a healing potions, 'cause it's the only thing that's gon' heal Steve
I don't understand these griefers, who go around stealin' ores
And pourin' lava on top my base, so I ban them off of my server
'Cause the same Steve that says he doesn't grief is the same Steve that be stealin'
I got a potion mixed with some glowstone dust, 'cause every time

[Chorus]
I walk inside that mineshaft, I got creepers in my cave
Enchanted diamond sword, bows and arrows, picks, and torches
And all these stupid Creepers exploadin', tryna take all of my ores
But I can't let 'em do it, I got Creepers in my cave
Steve, I got Creepers in my cave, (Steve, I got Creepers in my cave)
I got Creepers in my cave, (In my cave)
I got Creepers in my cave, (I got Creepers in my cave)
I got Creepers in my cave, I got Creepers in my cave

[Verse 2]
Arrows all inside my Stevie, it's a freaking Skeleton
His face is in an item frame, his family traumatized
I didn't even mean to kill him, he just shot me with arrow
I grabbed my diamond sword, slashed it fast, and it him twice
His bones just dropped down to the floor and he had an enchanted bow
I picked up his XP and he said he was afraid to die
I told him, "You're already dead, my friend, you are a Skeleton"
And he died inside my cave, bones in my inventory

[Chorus]
Walked inside that mineshaft, I got creepers in my cave
Enchanted diamond sword, bows and arrows, picks, and torches
And all these stupid Creepers exploadin', tryna take all of my ores
But I can't let 'em do it, I got Creepers in my cave
Steve, I got Creepers in my cave, (Steve, I got Creepers in my cave)
I got Creepers in my cave, (In my cave)
I got Creepers in my cave
I got Creepers in my cave, I got Creepers in my cave
(I got Creepers in my cave)

[Verse 3]
Bite like a Cave Spider, Steve, I'm a Minecrafter
Stevies a savage, no, he don't mine iron ore
Found me some diamond ore, caught it on camera
Steve, I'm a Minecrafter, (Yeah, yeah)
I might just kill the pig, don't want to starve to death
Cook it up, eat them pork chops, I just grilled a pig
(Grill the pig, grill the pig)
My enchantments so good, I might just run in the cave and then kill the Creeper
Creepers in my cave, (Woah, woah)
I got Creepers in my cave, I got Creepers in my cave
I got Creepers in my cave

[Chorus]
Walked inside that mineshaft, I got creepers in my cave
Enchanted diamond sword, bows and arrows, picks, and torches
And all these stupid Creepers exploadin', tryna take all of my ores
But I can't let 'em do it, I got Creepers in my cave
Steve, I got Creepers in my cave
I got Creepers in my cave
I got Creepers in my cave
I got Creepers in my cave, I got Creepers in my cave
(I got Creepers in my cave)