Murder of Crows

[Intro: Mitch Brenner (Rod Taylor), Mrs. Bundy (Ethel Griffies), & Deputy Al Malone (Malcolm Atterbury)]
That's the damnedest thing I ever saw. I don’t know. It seemed to swoop down at you deliberately
Birds are not aggressive creatures, Miss. They bring beauty into the world. It is mankind, rather, who insists upon making it difficult for life to exist upon this planet
I mean, birds just don't go around attacking people without no reason, you know what I mean?
I think we're in real trouble, maybe

[Verse 1: Ruthless Rob]
Baltimore City, the home of the raven
Edgar Allan Poe's corpse, dope fiends cravin'
My life is not worth savin'
Followed by crows like Eric Draven
Black birds flock by the herds
Circle my house and listen my words
Peckin' at my head when I walk outside
Got me wishin' I was dead, might commit suicide
But I can't let 'em win, the evil from within
Squawkin' and beggin' for me to let 'em in
Stalkin' me until the very end
Demons with wings got me payin' for my sins
Prayin' for a friend but they chase 'em all away
The big black birds are here to stay
They say ravens and crows are an omen of death
And they'll pick your ass apart 'til there's nothin' left

[Chorus: Ruthless Rob]
You better duck and hide while you still can run
What the fuck is this that I've become?
Black crows follow me to my dyin' day
Black crows follow me 'til I pass away
Better duck and hide while you still can run
What the fuck is this that I've become?
Black crows follow me to my dyin' day
Black crows follow me 'til I pass away

[Post-Chorus: Ruthless Rob & 2-Face]
Black crows, black crows swoop down
Black crows don't fuck around
Black crows, they want my soul
Black crows, I lose control
Black crows, black crows swoop down
Black crows don't fuck around
Black crows, they want my soul
Black crows, I lose control

[Verse 2: 2-Face]
Stand, Stephen King, know what I mean?
Smokin' green, Isolated Beingz causin' horror scenes
Somethin' outta John Carpenter's The Thing
I can drag you to Hell before you even blink
All I hear are birds, I need to call my shrink
I'm on the brink of insanity, I think
I'm the missin' link, dead man ink
Zombies at the precinct, bodies start to stink
Murder at the clink, call me Randall Flagg
Black crows swoop down, take what you had
I'm a madman, straight out the body bag
Covered in blood and guts, my zombie swag
Body parts in my trash bag, I live for the gore
Come and join me on this murder world tour
Wicked shit, hardcore, my blood is on the dance floor
Quote The Raven, nevermore

[Chorus: Ruthless Rob]
You better duck and hide while you still can run
What the fuck is this that I've become?
Black crows follow me to my dyin' day
Black crows follow me 'til I pass away
Better duck and hide while you still can run
What the fuck is this that I've become?
Black crows follow me to my dyin' day
Black crows follow me 'til I pass away

[Post-Chorus: Ruthless Rob & 2-Face]
Black crows, black crows swoop down
Black crows don't fuck around
Black crows, they want my soul
Black crows, I lose control
Black crows, black crows swoop down
Black crows don't fuck around
Black crows, they want my soul
Black crows, I lose control

[Outro: Mitch Brenner (Rod Taylor), Mrs. Bundy (Ethel Griffies), Melanie Daniels (Tippi Hedren)]
I think we're in real trouble. I don't know how this started or why; but, it's here and we'd be crazy to ignore it
To ignore what? The bird war?
Yes, the bird war! The bird attack, plague, call it what you like
I keep telling you, this isn't 'a few birds'! These are gulls, crows, swifts...!
I have never known birds of different species to flock together. The very concept is unimaginable. Why, if that happened, we wouldn't have a chance!