Murder

Murder is easy, murder is fun
It's better than sex, I always come
I like to stalk those I abuse
I like them to struggle so I can refuse

Murder is easy, murder is fun
It's better than sex, I always come
I like to go prowling on Saturday night
I like them to struggle and put up a fight

Murder is easy, murder is fun
It's better than sex, because I always come
I've murdered so many I have lost count
The pleasure it gives me is a large amount

Murder is easy, murder is fun
It's better than sex because I always come
I murdered the vicar, I murdered his son
Murdered his dad and I murdered his mum

And I murdered, murdered, murdered, murdered
Cats, cats, cats as a boy
Then I moved on to dogs, I moved on to dogs, I moved on to dogs
Dogs, dogs, dogs now it's the McCoy

Murder is easy, murder is fun
It's better than sex because I always come
Public opinion, it don't swell
The consensus is I am unwell

Murder is easy, murder is fun
It's better than sex because I always come

It's better than sex because I always come
It's better than sex because I always come
It's better than sex because I always come
I always come