Murder

[Verse 1]
Murder, it’s absurd when
I kill a Tyler beat, I turn heads
They all psyched to see me spill some thruth
And it’s allright with me, but is it with you?
Sorry Tyler, I’m sorry that this funny writer
Who had a hard time to decipher
The wordplay you put on the mic dared
To come along and ruin your song
‘cuz he could've never done it like you’ve done
But please forgive me this once
I just wanted to have some fun
So now, let me make clear, I ain’t no gangster
You won’t find me robbing banks or
Corner stores, wearing Vans, but
You can find me in Sustrene Grene
Buying some tea out here in Denmark
But in 3 weeks I’ll be back
You’ll find me dominating Belgium
I kidnap these rappers and ask for chocolate as ransom
I’m rolling joints in the middle of a million people dancing (Uh)
And then you see me there standing
I look mind blown like I’ve just discovered Atlantis
I got some thoughts, you want some?
Well, let’s roll another one
What, are you afraid or something?
I’m just having some harmless fun
Is this any worse than going out and going crazy drunk?
That stereotype is why weed is an illegal drug
Shut up
Murder, certainly, you are all the first to see
I’ll take the body to a random place and take a picture
David Burdeny
I use this pen as a scalpel as you could’ve figured
This is a surgery
Gunshot, who would’ve thought?
Another one, one every morning
Becoming serial, killing beat after beat
Imma make it, better believe
ABC-murders, Agatha Christie
The more I see, the better I be, I A
I’m doing things, my way
Now I am free, bye cage
All of you see, sideways
You all gotta get your eyes straight
You just gotta hit the right Jay
Or not, paradox
The tortoise has never been caught
By Achilles, or any other lot
That’s the reason I’ll never catch up
They started off ahead
I was taught a different language
Now I’m saying, fuck that
I’m proving I too, can cause a rampage

[Verse 2]
Let me rap the alphabet, ay! (A)
Lyrical genius, I gotta embrace
Who I want to be (B), what I wanna see (C)
They give any hoe their D
Then are surprised by STD’s
Eazy-E, rest in peace
I failed the test, I got an F but still I am a G
I’m smoking hash (H), I’m writing trash
In the assignment to get my degree, I'm (I)
Failing this race, I’m behind
Smoking jays (J) in my free time
I’m writing K as a reply
I took an ale (L) during beer night
I will make M’s, I feel shy
When talking in (N) real life
Oh (O), I’m really in this shit
Needed a pee (P), but the queue (Q) was infinite
Dope and I are (R) synonyms
Just tell me what your opinion is (S)
I’m spilling my tea (T), I’m leaving you (U) out
You (U) can’t come between me and my TV (V), wow
You and the mirror, double you (W)
Don’t know why (Y) this is fun to do
I’m sending my kids to summer school
So I can write raps all day for a month or two
I’m looking for treasure, I’m searching the X
So I can be rich, and I can relax
Smoke a joint, then kick back
Please don’t go ZZZ on this track