Murder Ballad

I murdered a man
It was easier than I thought
I don't really care about death row or hell
Or even getting caught
The first one put up a fight
The second tried to plead
The third one tried to bribe me
And for some reason the fourth one was fast asleep
Let's just say they reminded me of some people I do not like
I'm on a roll
Four people in one day
All you people better get on your knees
Get on your knees and pray cuz in coming to ur town soon

They're talking about me on the scanner
Mama
Mama I made it
I'm on my way home
To you and Pa
To show you I'm finally famous

You said I'd never be nothing but I'm the biggest thing going today
I choked that ole heifer out in her room
And she died smelling of ?
See, they used to make me wear mama's clothes and all her cheap hair
So for my final trick, I'll go back downstairs
And take care of my old man
Dirty son of a bitch
Ohh
Now I'm waiting for Adam 12
I can hear them coming down the street
Their music sounds like sweet home San Quentin and commissary
My father used to teach me
Boy us and Blacks ain't alike
Now I'm sitting in this chair all wired up
Wearing stripes, black and white

Pull the lever
I can't wait to die
Pull the lever
Pull the lever
Pull the lever
I'm not afraid to die
Pull the lever
Pull the lever
Pull the lever
Pull the lever