I never thought I could trust the label
"Expired, three ninety-five"
Living on canned food and cable
Yeah, there's a channel looking fine
I found mumbo-jumbo, and he's right on my back
I found mumbo-jumbo, no mistaking that
It's remote control nirvana
Anything you want you'll find
Five hundred preset real-life dramas
Remember when it was only ninety-nine?
I found mumbo-jumbo, and he's right on my back
I found mumbo-jumbo, no mistaking that
I found mumbo-jumbo, and I've lost something here
I found mumbo-jumbo, make it all disappear
I found mumbo-jumbo, somehow, Lord, it's not right, oh no
I found mumbo-jumbo, someone turn on the light