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Mum Stole My Darts by The Chats
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The hapless narrator of this song is having all of his bad habits subverted by family members and authority figures, not because they are looking out for his best interests, but because they are stealing all of his substances for themselves.
Mum Stole My Darts Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Mum stole my darts
I left 'em in her car
She smoked the whole pack
And won't pay me back
Dad stole me buds
I know he took some
He took the biggest nug
He's taxed his own son
[Chorus]
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
[Verse 2]
My Nan stole my car
She drove it real far
She crashed into a tree
And then she stole my keys
The cops stole my drinks
They poured 'em down the sink
I went and bought some more
And I threw up on the floor
[Chorus]
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
[Verse 3]
Mum stole my darts
She kicked me up the ass
She drained my goon sack
And won't pay me back
[Chorus]
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Mum Stole My Darts Q&A
Who wrote Mum Stole My Darts's ?
Mum Stole My Darts was written by The Chats.
Who produced Mum Stole My Darts's ?
Mum Stole My Darts was produced by Fin Wegener.
When did The Chats release Mum Stole My Darts?
The Chats released Mum Stole My Darts on Mon Nov 07 2016.