Mullet
Wheatus & Schäffer the Darklord * Track #17 On Wheatus 2020
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Mullet by Wheatus (Ft. Schäffer the Darklord)
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Brendan B. BrownAbout
Laden with references to “the most proliferated aesthetic abomination of the last 1400 years”, Mullet was released alongside the remake of Love Is A Mutt From Hell as part of Wheatus' plan to rerecord their entire self-titled 1999 album.
Nerdcore rapper Schaffer the Darklord, who features on the tr...
Mullet Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Straight from the barber shoppe
To the emergency room
I had to take the bus with Gus
All the way through
Dr. Spock, he said he's seen this before
But not since Ratt came to town
Go round and round
He said, there's nothin' I can do for you boy
It's too late, too late, but my brother's an attorney if you're gonna press charges
[Chorus]
Hockey hair, soccer rocker
Sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker
Sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker
Sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
[Chorus 2]
I knew that I had to cut it
Just buzz it off and say fuck it!
Party out back, vokuhila
Get me the fuck outta here
[Chorus]
Hockey hair, soccer rocker
Sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker
Sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker
Sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker
Sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
[Bridge: Schaffer the Darklord, Brendan B. Brown]
In the sixth century A.D., Byzantine scholar Procopius wrote that some factions of young males wore their hair long at the back and cut it short over the forehead
This non-Roman style was termed the 'hunnic,' or in our modern tongue, 'hockey hair.'
By fiscal year 1987, 93% of young males grew their hair long only in the back and 97% listed the mullet as their hairstyle of choice
In calendar years 1988, 1989, 1990 and 91, more humans wore mullets than any other hairstyle, making the mullet the most proliferated aesthetic abomination of last 1400 years
M U L L E T
Help me... OH GOD!
[Guitar solo]
[Chorus]
Hockey hair, soccer rocker
Sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker
Sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker
Sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker
Sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
[Chorus 2]
I knew that I had to cut it
Just buzz it off and say fuck It!
Party out back, vokuhila
Get me the fuck outta here
Mullet Q&A
Who wrote Mullet's ?
Mullet was written by Brendan B. Brown.
Who produced Mullet's ?
Mullet was produced by Wheatus.