MULLET

They say man made the mullet
My mullet made the man
I pulled a single mother, then I pushed away the pram
Pam, forget about your son lets make a plan
I wanna guzzle San Miguel in southern Spain and tan
I can do whatever, just because I say I can
Suffocate a fan, get drunk and race me van
Flashbacks of me younger days in ‘nam
Stuck me foot in the door, chucked the stun grenade and ran
And when I shave it, I save a tuft of hair
And keep it stored and dated, in labelled Tupperware
In me underwear like an 80’s Rick Flair
I rock a trucker hat just to make this shit fair
Cause when it blows in the wind it’s so erotic
Hypnotic
Wrestling tigers like Joe Exotic
Titillating skin of snake and snake skin
(Boots)
Picking me teeth with a grenade pin

OUTRO
(Sample)
"A lot of people think the mullet originated with the hair bands of the 1980s, Poison, Skid Row, Mötley Crüe, what have you. But I would have to say that technologically, you know, the mullet originated with JESUS"