Mudd Club (Thing-Fish Version)

Hey, they're really dancin'
They're on auto-destruct
On the floor
On the pipe
Bouncin' off-a the wall
Hey, the people here are really
Tearin' it up
On the side
In the back
By the front of the stage

They ain't really crazy
You can take it from me
I should know
Cause I go
Every time I'm in town

If you never tried it
Lemme straighten you out
It's the best kinda place
To unfasten yerself

MUDD CLUB
All the way downtown
MUDD CLUB
They ain't messin' around
Just turn to the left 'n look around
It's there somewhere
If you ain't found it, better
Hurry up
The folks down there's on auto-destruct
And so can you be too
(Fact of the matter
It's made for you...)
Try it on a Saturday 'bout four o'clock in
The mornin'
Or even on a Monday at midnight
When there's just a few of them
Silly ignorant white folks
Doin' the Peppermint Twist for real

In black sack dresses with nine inch heels
And then a guy with a blue mohawk come in

In Serious Leather...
And all the rest of whom for which
To whensonever of partially
Indeterminate
Bio-chemical degradation
Seek the path to the sudsy yellow nozzle
Of their foaming nocturnal
Parametric digital whole-wheat
Inter-faith
Geothermal terpsichorean ejectamenta
In Serious Leather...In Serious Chains
And then they work the wall
They works the floor
They works the pipe
'N they work the wall some more
In Serious Leather
Serious Chains
Serious Clothing
From when they come downtown

From the ruins of Studio 54
To twist 'n frugg
In a arrogant gesture
To the best of what the 20th Century have
To offer, including a generous supply of ign'ant mcnugget

Quentin Robin went down there right now with a whole base full of ign'ant mcnugget lookin' for a virgin with nice breath
(Why, maybe it's you...)
And you don't even know it!

Hey, they're really dancin' (they're really dancin')
They're on auto-destruct
On the floor
On the pipe
Bouncin' off-a the wall (right offa that wall too)

Hey, the people here are really
Tearin' it up (they tearin' it up)
On the side
In the back
By the front of the stage

They ain't really crazy
You can take it from me (uh oh, I smells trouble)
I should know
Cause I go
Every time I'm in town (Christian's coming up)

If you never tried it
Lemme straighten you out (straighten you out now)
It's the best kinda place
To unfasten yerself