Mt. Sappho

[Verse 1]
They say there's a lass and she's 7ft tall
She's got many strong arms, she can pitch a mean ball
She's calm and collected, she's pretty and smart
And if you're not careful, she will steal your heart

[Chorus]
Mt. Sappho!
Climb all the way to the very top!
Mt. Sappho~!
Beware the 7ft drop!

[Verse 2]
That God-slaying gal is Seattle's Dark Star
With her umbral magic she will take the team far
The Band helped her free from the Corporates hold
And then offered to take her into the fold

[Chorus]
Mt. Sappho!
Climb all the way to the very top!
Mt. Sappho~!
Beware the 7ft drop!

[Verse 3]
The hottubbing queen by the lovers was charmed
Those sweet blaseball players left her bi heart unharmed
Though I know that love with her never shall form
Goodwin Morin has taken my heart by storm

[Chorus]
Mt. Sappho!
Climb all the way to the very top!
Mt. Sappho~!
Beware the 7ft drop!

Oh, Mt. Sappho!
Climb all the way to the very top!
Mt. Sappho~!
Beware the 7ft drop!