This is a song about, in the words of Zappa himself, a “lonely person device”. The track features an uncredited harmonica performance from Captain Beefheart.
The track was later overdubbed for inclusion on the 1984 triple concept album, Thing-Fish, under the title “Artificial Rhonda”
[Verse 1]
I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through
[Chorus]
And her name is
P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N, no lie
K-Y, me-oh-my
She's $69.95
Give her a try
P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N I cry
K-Y don't be shy
$69.95, boy
Give her a try
[Instrumental Break 01:17-01:38]
[Harmonica Solo]
[Verse 2]
Her eyes is all shut in an ecstasy face
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
Throw the little switch on her battery pack
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
[Chorus]
And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N, I cry
K-Y, don't be shy
$69.95, boy
Give her a try
[Instrumental Break 02:20-02:42]
[Verse 3]
I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through
Her eyes is all shut in an ecstasy face
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
Throw the little switch on her battery pack
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
[Outro]
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
Ms. Pinky was written by Frank Zappa.
Ms. Pinky was produced by Frank Zappa.
Frank Zappa released Ms. Pinky on Wed Oct 20 1976.