Penned in retaliation to her poem “Education For Leisure” being removed from a GCSE anthology for its supposed advocation of violence, “Mrs Schofield’s GCSE” cites famous examples of violence in Shakespeare, whose work is taught at GCSE despite its violent content.
‘Mrs Schofield’ is an examiner wh...
You must prepare your bosom for his knife,
said Portia to Antonio in which
of Shakespeare's Comedies? Who killed his wife,
insane with jealousy? And which Scots witch
knew "Something wicked this way comes?" Who said
Is this a dagger which I see? Which Tragedy?
Whose blade was drawn which led to Tybalt's death?
To whom did dying Caesar say Et tu? And why?
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark - do you
know what this means? Explain how poetry
pursues the human like the smitten moon
above the weeping, laughing earth; how we
make prayers of it. Nothing will come of nothing:
speak again. Said by which King? You may begin.
Mrs Schofield’s GCSE was written by Carol Ann Duffy.