Mrs. Robinson

[Verse 1]
Now, in fifth grade, I went askew
Half the time when I'm chilling, I'm still so confused
Like these teachers mobbing on me, saying to improve
But I'm saying, cause I'm black, that don't make that an excuse
Now, this substitute came in, my head sporadic
Like I was 'bout to pull myself a Ben Braddock
Like she in love with me, shit, I'm getting seduced
Since we introduced, she been giving my grades the boost
But my days was getting rough around her, she like eureka
Every time I speak, bruh, this some reverse Lolita
I mean, in love, this teacher has fallen, agreed?
I'm in grade school, she got herself a college degree
I mean, I'll admit the shit, she a looker
But the way she dangling in front, it's like she a hooker
Assort dominance, conglomerates on my scholar shit
Run out of oxygen, real life Mrs. Robinson

[Hook]
This shit don't happen too often
It's not even an option
I'm the one she picked, no cotton
Real life Dustin Hoffman

[Verse 2]
If I'm coming too haste, forgive
But this bitch fucking broke up my relationship
Cause of her jealousy, she jealously tore the shit in half
Because she was telling my girl like this and that
Diplomatic immunity, sorry, that doesn't relate
Is she insane, messing with my girl was a mistake
So I played along with the seducing, turned her to Medusa
Me, her, and my girl, fictional love Bermuda
I swear I was gonna snitch at first, but no moolah
Now I got an excellent plan, hallelujah
So she sat me down, by myself in the classroom
And then she licked my cheek, said it taste like cashew
Wanted to take to the bathroom but I resisted
She was consistent, realized this moment existed
Yeah, that day, I was nearly molested
But the recording device in my pocket got the teacher arrested

[Hook]
This shit don't happen too often
It's not even an option
I'm the one she picked, no cotton
Real life Dustin Hoffman