Mrs. Oxford’s Box

I saw my friend on the street today
What's Mrs. Oxford carrying in the box?
I asked her what was in it
She said, I'll share with you the contents of my box
In Mrs. Oxford's box, there are vegetables and drugs
No thank you, Mrs. Oxford, I'm not hungry today
In Mrs. Oxford's box, there's a violin, handcuffs, chains, and locks
I don't feel like playing today
No thank you, Mrs. Oxford, I don't feel like playing today
What did she see in my young eyes?
What made her kiss my neck?
Her birthday was misconducted with flowers beside her step

In Mrs. Oxford's box, there's a lizard and an apple and a clock
No thank you, Mrs. Oxford, I'm not hungry today
In Mrs. Oxford's box, there's oils and fragrance
And passageways that lead you to the clouds
Thank you, Mrs. Oxford
Thank you, thank you
I've changеd my mind
I will keep and cherish your box
Please call, plеase call, please call my number
Call me tomorrow
My number is 777-666-4444
Thank you, Mrs. Oxford

I'm sorry I'm not here right now
I had to leave
I've gone where the flowers are as large as octopus
And the fish are as large as a bus
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