Mrs. Mark Max Maddy

[Verse 1]
Bedtime is bogus
But your brain's precocious
So before you board your snooze cruise
I come bearing bad news
Your parents are clueless
Unfit to raise you kids
You need someone to look up to
Someone who will tell you to
Do your chores and buy new glasses
Take out loans for cool kid classes
Hurry up before life flashes
Make them auction off your ashes
Life is cruel at cool school
But you’ll be fine if you live your life like mine

[Chorus]
Dear great auncluе, I wish I was as great as you
I know I'm bowling at the alley bеside you
But I only have ten pins to say goodnight to
My bile grew into a vile, bile brew
I've made a Mrs. Mark Max Maddy of myself
God, I bet you think I’m such a worthless worm

[Verse 2]
I studied up
The grow up bus said, "Eat my dust"
But all that I had done is filled my cranium with tape and gum
I'm a failed experiment
An introspective arrogance
Won't save me from embarrassment
Of paling in comparison
I just had a big breakthrough
I'll take old used you and make me brand new
So shut your mouth, listen up when I talk
I'm a no good thief and I'll rip you off
Just you watch, I'll be good for something for once in my life
Dear you-know-who
It's been years since I’ve seen you
I think a visit’s overdue
I've got breaking news for you

[Chorus]
Dear great aunclue
I’ve become much greater than you
I can't believe I used to bowl right beside you
Now you sit and cry about just how fast your life flew
Bye-bye, toodeloo
To the big fraud I thought I knew
You've made a Mrs. Mark Max Maddy of yourself
I always knew you were just a worthless worm

[Bridge]
Is this trepidation or is this regret?
I remember admiration, but for who? I forget
I am in control
You won't swallow me whole

[Verse 3]
No more vertebrae, only scrunch
The birds of prey of yesterday will all be someone’s lunch
Bird days are gone, it won't be long before
An omnivore is soaring over and decides it wants a worm lunch