Mr. Z

[Verse 1]
Excuse me, can you help me, straighten out my head?
I got a new friend by the name of Mr. Z
Well what's wrong with that? Don't you like what you see?
Hmm, if I had a choice, yo, I'd rather be me
You see he's kinda not like that kinda average kinda guy
Kinda say what? Make you kinda say why?
Did you see that? What he did to his cat?
It's all big and fat and now it wears caps
Here we go again

[Chorus]
Mr Zuvaloppa got a crazy life
With a house on the corner for his kids and wife
Works all day trying to make ends meet
Just the same as everybody does down his street
Mr Zuvaloppa got a brand new car
But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far
He used to have a mini but he's six foot four
Mr Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore

[Verse 2]
Yo, you gotta sit back, relax
While I hit you with a tale of a guy
Who would try, but he's always gonna fail
M-I-S-T-E-R Z he doesn't realise that it wasn't really meant to be
Him up at the top, he never wanna stop
The fool up in the pool doin' a big belly flop
Now even, sunbathing, he could never get it right
'Cause he even tried to do it in the middle of the night
Here we go again

[Chorus]
Mr Zuvaloppa got a crazy life
With a house on the corner for his kids and wife
Works all day trying to make ends meet
Just the same as everybody does down his street
Mr Zuvaloppa got a brand new car
But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far
He used to have a mini but he's six foot four
Mr Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore
Mr Zuvaloppa got a crazy life
With a house on the corner for his kids and wife
Works all day trying to make ends meet
Just the same as everybody does down his street
Mr Zuvaloppa got a brand new car
But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far
He used to have a mini but he's six foot four
Mr Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore
Mr Zuvaloppa got a crazy life
With a house on the corner for his kids and wife
Works all day trying to make ends meet
Just the same as everybody does down his street
Mr Zuvaloppa got a brand new car
But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far
He used to have a mini but he's six foot four
Mr Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore