Mr. Understanding & Miss Understood

[Verse]
Now baby, if you got a problem
That you can't figure out
Well, I know - I'm the main
Who can help you out
You see, I got the answers
That you've been looking for
Well honey, I know I got
Just what you're looking far

[Verse]
Now if your man doesn't love yoi
And treat you real fine
Honey, here's my number
Keep it with you all the time
And if you get to feeling
That you're talking to the wall
Well just pick up the telephone
Give this boy a call

[Chorus]
I can make you happy
I can make you feel real good
They call you Mr. Understanding
You must be Miss Understood

[Verse]
Now sugar, don't get me wrong
You know I ain't looking to seduce you
Well, my sense of humour
Is guaranteed to amuse you
You know, I'm quite sympathetic
I got a shoulder you can cry on
If you're feeling weary
I even got a bed you can lie on
[Verse]
Now, this life is much too short
To sit on the fence
Move over to my side
You know that it makes sense
Same sweet, sweet conversation
It will make you feel alright
And maybe something a little sweeter
Later in the night

[Chorus]
I can make you happy
I can make you feel real good
They call you Mr. Understanding
You must be Miss Understood