Mr. Slater’s Parrot

(V. Stanshall)

Hello, and how did you find yourself this morning?
Well, I just rolled back the sheets, and there I was

When Mr. Slater's parrot says, "Hello!"
A geezer likes to get one on the go
We hope to hear him swear
We love to hear him squeak
We like to see him biting fingers in his horny beak

Sometimes he wants to whistle through his nose
Whilst picking up a peanut with his toes
If Johnny Morris had him on his show
You'd hear the Fuhrer's favorite say, "HELLO!"
Hello... Hello...