Mr. Robinson’s Quango (Live at the BBC)

[Spoken]
This is called, uh, "Mr. Robinson's Quango"

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Oh, Mr Robinson and his quango
Dirty dealer, expensive car
Runs the buses and the Evening Star
Forget his hairpiece, he got herpes
His private life is very discreet
A nicer man, no, you're never gonna meet

[Chorus]
He's a self-professed saviour of the dim right wing
He got respiratory problems and a Mason's ring

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
Oh, Mr Robinson and his quango
Drinks with generals and county wives
'Cause the family business is doing alright
They're doing tangos down in the quangos
Makes them tick, oh, makes them tock
And if you don't fit, he'll put you in the dock

[Chorus]
Just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumb
Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum

[Interlude]
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[Bridge]
He ran into the toilets in the town hall
He got his biro out and he wrote on the wall
"I'm wearing black French knickers under my suit
I got stockings and suspenders on, I'm feeling rather loose"
Oh, I'm a naughty boy, oh, I'm a naughty, naughty boy

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
He's a self-professed saviour of the dim right wing
He got respiratory problems and a Mason's ring

[Interlude]
Ooh-wa-ooh
Ooh-wa-ooh
Ooh-wa-ooh
Ooh-wa-ooh

[Outro]
Oh, I'm a naughty boy (Naughty, naughty boy)
Oh, I'm a naughty boy (Naughty, naughty boy)
Oh, I'm a naughty boy (Naughty, naughty boy)
Oh, I'm a naughty boy (Naughty, naughty boy)
Oh, I'm a naughty boy (Naughty, naughty boy)
Oh, I'm a naughty boy (Naughty, naughty boy)
Oh, I'm a naughty boy (Naughty, naughty boy)
Oh, I'm a naughty, naughty boy (Naughty, naughty)

[Spoken]
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