Sticky piggy wam wam
Fluffy on a cig jam
Bringing in the bam bam
Golly, golly
Gilly on the wheelback
Silky on the steep jack
Working on the mailbag
Billy, Billy
Trilly on the flap flap
Billy on the gimcrack
Cracker on the black jack
Sorry, sorry
Clicky on a Les Paul
Blingy on a longhaul
Barry on backflip
I love you and I miss you and I wish that you were here
I don't know where you are and now I possibly don't care
But Geraldine the Bombadier has come to make his stand
Ickle Brummie asks if he can grasp his mummy's hand
Titchy click a click track
Six gone a long track
Stitching up a rich hack
Prolly, prolly
Sunny on a Sunday
Bunny on a Monday
Fanny on a Sunday
Rainy, rainy
Trading on a label
Fucking on a table
Punky like a tribble
Trick, trick trip away
Trick, trick trip away
In the planetarium I don't know how to drive
Don't know how to love you but I'm glad to be alive
Ought to know you've something else I really do admire
I wonder who can tell you that I've set your hair on fire
Momus released Mr Proctor on Fri Nov 28 2008.