Mr McGrottom

Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom
With a bottom for a head and a head for a bottom
(x4)

Instead of two eyes, he's just got one
It sticks out of the middle of his round white bum
He looks really hot when he wears a blue tie
It really complements his large brown eye
If he drops a fart, everybody knows
Cause it burst right out where he oughtta have a nose
His face squirts poo and, his arse spurts spew
It makes him really sad and, he dunno what to do!

Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom
With a bottom for a head and a head for a bottom
(x4)

Some people say that he comes from outta space
All we know is that he's got an anus for a face
Men are from mars, and women are from venus
And Mr. McGrottom's gotta nose for a penis
When he goes out he, sometimes cracks a fart
So he's always gotta go out with a hat
But it's hard to put it in when you're built all weird
And you got pubic hair where you should have a beard

(/Mr. McGrottom/)
It's no fuckin' joke that I'm a great bloke
I'm just a special case with an anus for a face
I'd really like a bitch but I guess it's too rough
Cause when I try and kiss 'em, I end up chewin' muff!

We understand
God has just dealt you a very cruel hand
You may be a dickhead but you're nobody's fool
Mr. McGrottom, we think you're cool!

Mr. McGrottom, Mr. McGrottom
With a bottom for a head and a head for a bottom
(x4)