Mr. Hood Gets A Haircut

Yah you back man
What's up
(I want my haircut)
Yah might as well got nothing better to do
Yah they told you my clippers are broke right
Well sit right there
Move those records
Yah right there
Sit
(This chair is dirty)
Alright you gonna start complaining
Anyway what kind do you want
Fade, flat
And put, put that out G
(Does the smoke bother you?)
Of course it bothers me and that's disrespect man
You see the no smoking sign
And plus my incense, it don't blend
It don't blend man
Where you from anyway
(I'm from New York)
Oh word hmm
(Where do you come from?)
Strong Island, glad you asked
Land of the golden records
Home of the hits
(Do you have popular records?)
Naw we just started
But we got like many different styles and all that
Jazz, funk, blues, Jeep music
Yah you like that right
(No, only folklore records)
Folklore
That's some stories right
Matter of fact we do got a few of those
(Could you play one for me)
Yah pass me that tape right there
Naw the other one, the other one
Yah check it out