Mr. Gorgeous (And Miss Curvaceous)

[Verse 1]
Cool and calm, Mr. Gorgeous
Walks up to the bar and orders and
As he passes by, they all sigh, ah

When he moves just like a panther
He feels your gaze, but won't look at you
You won't get a smile 'cause it's really not his style at all

[Chorus]
Aie, aie, aie, aie
Aie, aye aye
Aie, aie, aie, aie
Aie, aye aye

[Verse 2]
She's so slick and so curvaceous
The way she walks is quite contagious
Eager eyes follow her thighs and go, ooh

The way she moves strikes a chord and hits the groove
But she ignores the hopeful advances
No, she don't give no chances at all

[Chorus]
Aie, aie, aie, aie
Aie, aye aye
Aie, aie, aie, aie
Aie, aye aye
Aie, aie, aie, aie
Aie, aye aye
Aie, aie, aie, aie
Aie, aye aye

[Verse 3]
All alone, our Miss Curvaceous
Back at her place finds her bed too spacious
And as she passes her own reflection, sighs ahh

Mr. Gorgeous is feeling lonely
He wishes that if he could only
Smile, once a while, ah, so lonely, poor thing

[Chorus]
Aie, aie, aie, aie
Aie, aye aye
Aie, aie, aie, aie
Aie, aye aye
Aie, aie, aie, aie
Aie, aye aye
Aie, aie, aie, aie
Aie, aye aye

[Outro]
So while you are shaking your hips
Keep your lips turned up