Mr. cab driver - where's the hottest honkey tonk in town?
I want swingin' place where they don't know my face
And lots of dancing girls hanging around
Mr. cab driver - I'm a lonely guy who's got no plans
You know my baby said bye-bye
The evening's in your hands
I said oh, I feel so low
I said oh, put the meter down, we gotta go
Mr. cab driver - my old lady really missed her chance
You know a stack of bills can buy a pack of thrills
At only ten cents a dance
Mr. cab driver - drive away from her and misery
And if you hear a big man cry
Don't look back at me
I said oh, I feel so low
I said oh, I've got the dough - show me where to go
Mr. cab driver - when you drop me off don't wait for me
I'm gonna hang one, I'm gonna carry on
And in the morning who knows where I'll be
Ah, wait a minute, hack
Second thought I'd rather be alone
You better turn this cab around and take me home