Mountain of Piss

Welcome to the Cosmic Psychos flying dingbat adventure tours

I read the sta-sta-sta-sta-statistics the other day
Ahhhhh, another 50 adventurous from ledges got blown away
Whys it always Mount Everest?
Is it because they think its the cleverest?
I don’t know much but theres one thing I can teach
I can lead you to a pinnacle, that is within reach

The mountain, of piss

I got a thirst
To be the first
46 years i’ve been training for this
The first to conquer
The mountain of piss

Bottle by bottle
Step by step
Can by can
No liver jacking

I’ve got corpses to the left
Corpses to the right
Keep on drinkin’
Gotta, gotta stay tight

You gotta go hard
Or go home!
You gotta go hard
Or go home!
You gotta go hard
Or go home!
You gotta go hard
Or go home!

You gotta go hard
Or go home!
You gotta go hard
Or go home!
You gotta go hard
Or go home!

You forget about your christmas
Forget about your wife
Forget about your children
Forget about your life!

You're going down, down, down, down
Down the other side!
You're going down, down, down, down
Down the slip and slide!

Hey it gets really hard down there at the bottom
The bottom is very hard
Hey it gets really hard down there at the bottom
The bottom is very hard
Hey it gets really hard down there at the bottom
The bottom is very hard
Hey it gets really hard down there at the bottom
The bottom is very hard
(Down at the bottom)
Hey it gets really hard down there at the bottom
The bottom is very hard

At the bottom!