Mormon Type Beat

[Verse 1: Lil Jdog]
Fuck religion and your Catholic priest
I want no god watching me
White ass night, call him weest
Why'd this nigga drown us in the sea
If the Bible is so good why isn't there a sequel
God told me to blow this guy on the steeple
Like a child in China, she moving my needle
Tripping out with the juice of a beetle
Bille Eilish is edgy, Adam Sandler
My dick about to blow, I need a handler
Bitch say she crazy but I know I can handle her
Making her bed rock when I ramble her
Shootin' my cum on her face like Rambo
If you think I can't rap, I can hoe
I try to rap fast 'cause I ain't slow
I said this once but I hope I do shows

[Chorus: Lil Jdog]
Believe in what we want or you'll die
Jesus hitting the woah when you get high
I would have my dick on your lips but they looking dry
You're going to hell if you watch Family Guy, ayy

[Verse 2: lil.xylophone]
Nobody wanna fuck me (Ayy)
Pastor will do it for free (Ayy)
Come on my face like acne (What?)
He will not wait for a teen (No)
Watch VeggieTales with a dick in my hands and
Petunia comes on so I cream my pants
She call me Minnesota, rub on my Cuke
I pop her cherry pie, I feel like Duke
Rub hard to Rhubarb
Or should I say Vogue (Vogue)
I do not have friends
But God keeps me woke (Woah)
My friends all do coke
And I finna snitch
Satan be waitin' but ima be praying
And see ‘em in hell while I’m rich, bitch

[Chorus: Lil Jdog]
Believe in what we want or you'll die
Jesus hitting the woah when you get high
I would have my dick on your lips but they looking dry
You're going to hell if you watch Family Guy

[Outro: Lil Jdog]
Rain is just God pissing in the sky
2012, Oh God, the end is nigh
Yeah, that shit was a lie
Renting my trap hentai from Best Buy, ayy