More Beer For Breakfast

[Verse 1]
I woke up in a world of hurt
Last night I kinda went berserk
And drank more than a body is supposed to hold
I got home somewhere 'round four
Fell asleep by my front door
And that's right where I just woke up thirsty and cold

[Chorus]
I need beer for breakfast
And by lunch all of my troubles disappear
I've been down this road before
Always leave myself one more
'Cause on a mornin' such as this I need a beer

[Verse 2]
As I stumbled back inside the house
I pulled my trusty cell phone out
And read all of those messages that I missed
I guess my girlfriend's really mad
I think I drunk got on her dad
And the owner of that bar seems pretty pissed

[Chorus]
I want beer for breakfast
And by lunch all of my troubles disappear
I've been down this road before
Always leave myself one more
'Cause on a mornin' such as this well I need a beer

[Verse 3]
So then my friend sat down said "what's up man"
And when I saw that cold one in is hand
Well I knew the only beer that I saved was gone (come on)
But then he reached behind his back
Pulled out that brown paper sack
And it was wrapped around a sixteen ounce Keystone

[Chorus]
Looks like it's beer for breakfast
And by lunch all of my troubles disappear
I've been down this road before
Always leave myself one more
'Cause on a mornin' such as this well I need a beer

[Outro]
Yeah sometimes I want grits and eggs
But if I stay up drainin' kegs
When I wake up the only thing I want is beer
Well the only thing I want is one more beer