Don't you dare ride your moped to my mothers house
Don't you dare, don't you dare
True love will never get you past the parkway
I swear, I swear
Well, I gathered all my days to hold on against you
I wish that you would come home
So I could resent you
How many words did I think you would keep
When all you ever wanted was a little of each
Bravado will take you far
But you will take me home
Bravado will take you far
But you will take me home
You're an eighteen-wheeler on a highway
That can't handle you
I'd like to barrel on, but I don't want to be a scandal, too
Take me on a family trip
Your girl is good and grown
Take me to a scenic lake
I will skip your heart of stone
Bravado will take you far
But you will take me home
Bravado will take you far
But you will take me home (x2)