Moonshine In The Mountains

You can call me a hog-drunken swine
Because I like drinking wine
But I'm really not drunk all the time
I was sober when I made up this rhyme

There's Moonshine in the mountains
And it's going so cheap
So grab yourself a bucket
A still's waters run deep

There's an injun who married a squaw
'Cause her feet, they were size twenty four
I'll tell you what he marridged her for
When you help me get up from this floor

There's Moonshine in the mountains
And it's going so cheap
So grab yourself a bucket
A still's waters run deep

Well the reason this redskin got wed
To his freak-footed bride, like I said
Has completely gone out of my head
Won't you please pass that bottle instead

There's Moonshine in the mountains
And it's going so cheap
So grab yourself a bucket
A still's waters run deep

I remember it much better now
It had something to do with a cow
She could milk it with one foot and plough
With the other, no that ain't right somehow

There's Moonshine in the mountains
And it's going so cheap
So grab yourself a bucket
A still's waters run deep

I recall that they both came to town
She was wearing a buffalo gown
And the old man, when he saw my frown
Said she's great when she treads them grapes down

There's Moonshine in the mountains
And it's going so cheap
So grab yourself a bucket
A still's waters run deep